Conficker Insanity
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009Many users are in a state of blind panic over the alleged “mutation” that’s allegedly due to occur to the widespread “Conficker” worm on 4/1/09. For the last few weeks, I’ve been hearing gloom-and-doom predictions about the imminent death of the Internet once the virus undergoes a claimed change on 4/1. Things probably haven’t been this exciting in terms of paranoia since 1/1/2000 was approaching. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that people are laying in stocks of food against the predicted Internet Armageddon (great term, incidentally).
While it is certainly possible something Truly Bad will happen once the clock ticks over to 4/1, it’s probably not very likely. There’s a difference. Fpr instance, it’s theoretically possible a pink Triceratops is lumbering down Park Avenue in London right at this moment…but the probability is so low that it’s probably unmeasurable. People tend to focus on what they perceive as critical threats or worst case scenarios. This isn’t useful. Instead, focus on events that are really likely to happen — like your PC getting Conficker or any of 10,000 other viruses in the first place.
If you’re worried about Conficker, then do what I’ve always suggested: keep your virus definitions up to date, make sure your firewall is as solid as possible, don’t open suspicious emails, and don’t download inane things from suspicious websites. If you’re really worried, take a good backup of your critical files and store it offline (i.e. on DVD or, if you’re old school, tape).
As the article notes, “Conficker’s authors stand to make more money from renting out parts of their huge ‘botnet’ to spammers or identity thieves than by destroying parts of the Internet.” Today’s viruses are all about making big chunks of cash off hijacked machines. They’re generally not about achieving mass destruction. Trashed, unbootable PCs don’t make money for spammers.
Ergo, there’s really nothing to worry about. Probably. We’ll certainly find out in a few hours.